feel free to add your own terribly inaccurate homestuck character fan representations
is this inaccurate enough?
yes good add fuel into the fire that is homestuck mischaracterization.
it’s a shame people see equius like that too u_u
and despite how, in the comic, dirk implies that he considers “gay” to be an outdated concept and doesn’t consider exclusive labels of sexual/romantic interest to be A Thing
GO AWAY. DON’T YOU DARE LAY A FINGER ON MY DADDY.
not risking anything lol
Unfollow me now because I’m superstitious
I don’t know though… Dad went on a hunting trip and he he hasn’t been home in a few days…
Don’t fruking touch my parents you fruker
just for the hell of it
LET ME TELL YOU A STORY, CUNTFLAPS! WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID MY YMCA HAD ONE OF THESE FUCKERS. KIDS LITERALLY HAD TO BE TIMED SO THEY DIDN’T TEAR EACHOTHER’S PRE-PUBESCENT DICKS OFF FIGHTING OVER THIS SHIT. FOR FIVE WHOLE MINUTES YOU WERE QUEEN BITCH AND EVERYONE ELSE WERE PLASTIC CHAIRLESS SCUM MOTHERDICKER, IT GOT SO UGLY THAT SOMEONE GOT BANNED FOR FIGHING OVER IT SO THEY SNUCK IN DURING RECESS AND STABBED IT TO DEATH. THEY MASSACRED AN INFLATABLE SEATING OBJECT BECAUSE THEY COULD NO LONGER SIT IN IT FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES. SHITS FUCKED UP I’M FUCKED UP
People are asking me if I was the one who stabbed it to death
Keep your snoopin heads out of shit you can’t handle
What the fuck